There was an old mermaid who swallowed a shark. I don't know why she swallowed a shark, but it left no mark. Follow this old mermaid underwater to see what she swallows next.

Cranford was first serialized in Charles Dickens’ magazine Household Words between 1851 and 1853. The structureless nature of the stories, and the fact that Gaskell was busy writing her novel Ruth at the time the Cranford shorts were being published, suggests that she didn’t initially plan for Cranford to be a cohesive novel.

The short vignettes follow the activities of the society in the fictional

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Five octogenarian witches gather as an angry mob threatens to demolish Moonshyne Manor. All eyes turn to the witch in charge, Queenie, who confesses they've fallen far behind on their mortgage payments. Still, there's hope, since the imminent return of Ruby-- one of the sisterhood who's been gone for thirty-three years-- will surely be their salvation. But the mob is only the start of their troubles. One man is hellbent on avenging his family for...

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